"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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