So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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