So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
