Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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