White coat. Heels.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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