You're completely useless in the revolution.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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