I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Come on in and take your pants off
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