i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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