i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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