just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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