So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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