She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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