There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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