Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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