It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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