like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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