Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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