dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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