why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Panties = found
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
