OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
