I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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