I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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