You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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