Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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