I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
