well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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