fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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