i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Duck Duck Cougar?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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