Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
At least make sure they are 18
Why
nutella sex= disaster
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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