What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I am one with the molecules
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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