He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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