idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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