If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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