I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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