I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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