But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
