oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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