Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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