Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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