Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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