um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
