He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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