my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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