You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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