fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
