i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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