i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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