Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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