he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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