I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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